Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. – Fran Lebowitz

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Sports
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You cant go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. – Fran Lebowitz

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Hope
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. – Fran Lebowitz

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Art
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Other Quotes from
Clothing
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Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. – Edna Woolman Chase

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Clothing

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. – Elsa Schiaparelli

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Clothing

I love America, and I love American women. But there is one thing that deeply shocks me – American closets. I cannot believe one can dress well when you have so much. – Andrée Putman

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Clothing

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. – Benny Hill

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Clothing

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War

So my own suspicion is that the attorney has stopped this prosecution because part of her defence was to question legality and that would have brought his advice into the public domain again and there was something fishy about the way in which he said war was legal. – Clare Short

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legal

The scientist does not study nature because it is useful he studies it because he delights in it, and he delights in it because it is beautiful. – Henri Poincare

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