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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz

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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. – Fran Lebowitz

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Nature
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. – Fran Lebowitz

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Other Quotes from
Clothing
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The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off. – Jean Cocteau

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Clothing

Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress. – William Hazlitt, On the Clerical Character, 1819

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Clothing

The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers. – John Taylor

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Clothing

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers

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Clothing

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Youve never seen death? Look in the mirror every day and you will see it like bees working in a glass hive. – Jean Cocteau

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I think if actors dont think of themselves as funny in real life they think they cant do comedy. – Ben Barnes

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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. – Jenny McCarthy

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It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more. – Bela Lugosi

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