Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. – Fran Lebowitz

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Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress. – William Hazlitt, On the Clerical Character, 1819

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A part of this strangeness of dress is that it links the biological body to the social being, and public to private. – Elizabeth Wilson

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Adornment is never anything except a reflection of the heart. – Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel

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Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants. – Lynn Lavner

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