Fran Lebowitz's Quote - If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Success didnt spoil me, Ive always been insufferable. – Fran Lebowitz

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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. – Fran Lebowitz

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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. – Fran Lebowitz

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There is nothing touches our imagination so much as a beautiful woman in a plain dress. – Joseph Addison

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I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity — all I hope for in my clothes. – Yves Saint Laurent

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A part of this strangeness of dress is that it links the biological body to the social being, and public to private. – Elizabeth Wilson

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On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary. – Scott Adams, "Dilbert"

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For the serious artist does not satisfy needs – Anthony Burgess

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Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. – John Stuart Mill, Autobiography, 1873

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As a student I learned from wonderful teachers and ever since then Ive thought everyone is a teacher. – Bill Moyers

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My imagination is my polestar I steer by that. – Clive Barker

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