Fran Lebowitz's Quote - If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If youre going to America, bring your own food. – Fran Lebowitz

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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. – Fran Lebowitz

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Polite conversation is rarely either. – Fran Lebowitz

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I love America, and I love American women. But there is one thing that deeply shocks me – American closets. I cannot believe one can dress well when you have so much. – Andrée Putman

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Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul. – Quentin Bell

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The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers. – John Taylor

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Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress. – William Hazlitt, On the Clerical Character, 1819

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