Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. – Fran Lebowitz

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Sports
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz

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Business
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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz

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Hair
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Other Quotes from
Clothing
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Clothes are inevitable. They are nothing less than the furniture of the mind made visible. – James Laver, Style in Costume

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Clothing

Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants. – Lynn Lavner

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Clothing

Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends…. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. – Henry David Thoreau

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Clothing

Dressing well is a form of good manners. – Tom Ford

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Clothing

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Who lies for you will lie against you. – Bosnian Proverb

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You do have to change things as warfare changes. – Charles Schumer

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I never get tired of smiling. Im just the kind of guy who likes to smile. – Jason Ritter

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smile

A radical inner transformation and rise to a new level of consciousness might be the only real hope we have in the current global crisis brought on by the dominance of the Western mechanistic paradigm. – Stanislav Grof

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Hope