Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. – Fran Lebowitz

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Nature
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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz

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Hair
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Clothing
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A nudist is simply a human being without artificial additives. – Author Unknown

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Clothing

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. – Oscar Wilde

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A handsome shoe often pinches the foot. – French proverb

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Clothing

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley

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Clothing

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