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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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I must take issue with the term a mere child, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. – Fran Lebowitz

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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz

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Eggs

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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. – Fran Lebowitz

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The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. – Bryant Gumbel, 1981

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After doing Firefly and moving on, I always wanted to be part of a series again. I love doing films, too, but theres just something special about being part of the team and feeling like youre actually a part of the family, and I always look to re-create that. – Summer Glau

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Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. Youre a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We need a girl that we can trust. – Jessica Hahn

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Prayer is communication with the Divine. It can be whispered or chanted or written or expressed in the work you do. However it is expressed, it is never in vain. – Donna Wilk Cardillo

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