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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. – Fran Lebowitz

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What do nudists wear on casual Fridays? – Anonymous

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Clothes therefore, must be truly a badge of greatness; the insignia of the superiority of man over all other animals, for surely there could be no other reason for wearing the hideous things. – Edgar Rice Burroughs

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A nudist is simply a human being without artificial additives. – Author Unknown

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Stretch pants – the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. – Author Unknown

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Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees. – Karl Baker

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Through meditation, the Higher Self is seen. – Bhagavad Gita

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It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play? – John Goodman

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