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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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Football
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Fran Lebowitz
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. – Fran Lebowitz

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Nature
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Other Quotes from
Clothing
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Judging from the ugly and repugnant things that are sometimes in vogue, it would seem as though fashion were desirous of exhibiting its power by getting us to adopt the most atrocious things for its sake alone. – Georg Simmel

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Clothing

Jeans represent democracy in fashion. – Giorgio Armani

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Clothing

Clothes therefore, must be truly a badge of greatness; the insignia of the superiority of man over all other animals, for surely there could be no other reason for wearing the hideous things. – Edgar Rice Burroughs

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Clothing

What a strange power there is in clothing. – Isaac Bashevis Singer

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Clothing

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To the brave and the faithful, nothing is impossible. – Anonymous

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