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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers. – John Taylor

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Clothing

Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul. – Quentin Bell

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Stretch pants – the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. – Author Unknown

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Clothing

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit. – Frederick G. Banting

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The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed. РS̩bastien-Roch Nicolas (Chamfort), translated from French

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There is no despair so absolute as that which comes with the first moments of our first great sorrow, when we have not yet known what it is to have suffered and be healed, to have despaired and have recovered hope. – George Eliot

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Go big or go home. Because its true. What do you have to lose? – Eliza Dushku

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While the rhythm of running emphasizes a downward motion, the upward motion of skipping defies gravity and elevates my mood in the process. – Susan Reineck, courtesy of iSkip.com

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