Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. – Fran Lebowitz

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Nature
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Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly. – Epictetus

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Clothing

A part of this strangeness of dress is that it links the biological body to the social being, and public to private. – Elizabeth Wilson

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Clothing

Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants. – Lynn Lavner

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Clothing

There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and not we them; we may make them take the mould of arm or breast, but they would mould our hearts, our brains, our tongues to their liking. – Virginia Woolf

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The camera relieves us of the burden of memory. It surveys us like God, and it surveys for us. Yet no other god has been so cynical, for the camera records in order to forget. – John Berger

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Every journey that is successful has culs-de-sac and speed bumps. I carry a wisdom gene through my life through the good, the bad, and the ugly. – Peter Guber

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A scream is always just that – a noise and not music. – Carl Jung

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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. – Source Unknown

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