Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. – Fran Lebowitz

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Sports
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Clothing
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There is nothing touches our imagination so much as a beautiful woman in a plain dress. – Joseph Addison

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Clothing

Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress. – William Hazlitt, On the Clerical Character, 1819

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Clothing

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. – Janet Lane

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Clothing

Jeans represent democracy in fashion. – Giorgio Armani

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Clothing

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A senseless tragedy remains forever tragic, but it is up to us whether it remains forever senseless. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Perspective

We went to a small lake, Bass Lake. It was beautiful. It was perfectly still when we got there in the morning. The fog was lifting off the water. It was just magical. And we did catch some fish, 13 fish. – Jennifer Granholm

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Morning

Just let awareness have its way with you completely. – Scott Morrison

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Self

A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground or break into a lumbering gallop when he is turned loose into the open. – Gerald Raferty

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Horses