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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. – Fran Lebowitz

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No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit. – Frederick G. Banting

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