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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. – Fran Lebowitz

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Freedom
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Fran Lebowitz
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Clothing
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The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off. – Jean Cocteau

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Clothing

Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse? – Roland Barthes

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Clothing

I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which religion is powerless to bestow. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims

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Clothing

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit. – Frederick G. Banting

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Clothing

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The first time I went to Johnny Depps house in LA is when I realized what I was getting myself into. I knew he was famous, but I didnt really know what that entailed. – Kate Moss

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I have no control over what people think of me but I have 100% control of what I think of myself, and that is so important. And not just about your body, but so many ways of confidence. Youre constantly learning how to be confident, arent you? – Beth Ditto

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Learning