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Quote by Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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Football
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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Clothing
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Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends…. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. – Henry David Thoreau

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Clothing

Stretch pants – the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. – Author Unknown

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Clothing

As long as there are cold and nakedness in the land around you, so long can there be no question at all but that splendor of dress is a crime. – John Ruskin

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Clothing

I want to die with my blue jeans on. – Andy Warhol

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Clothing

Random Quotes

All women have a perception much more developed than men. So all women somehow, being repressed for so many millennia, they ended up by developing this sixth sense and contemplation and love. And this is something that we have a hard time to accept as part of our society. – Paulo Coelho

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Love

Israel was not created in order to disappear – Israel will endure and flourish. It is the child of hope and the home of the brave. It can neither be broken by adversity nor demoralized by success. It carries the shield of democracy and it honors the sword of freedom. – John F. Kennedy

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Freedom

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. – Stephen King

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Commitment Ceremony

All men have need of the gods. – Homer

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Religion