If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz
All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz
All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz
Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz
You cant go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. – Fran Lebowitz