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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater..

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. – Fran Lebowitz

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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, dont teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. – Fran Lebowitz

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Other Quotes from
Clothing
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What do nudists wear on casual Fridays? – Anonymous

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If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be your honor, it will soon be worn threadbare. – William Arnot

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Clothing

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize. – Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias

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Clothing

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. – Janet Lane

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Clothing

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The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of clich̩s. РH.L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1925

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Few persons who have ever sat for a portrait can have felt anything but inferior while the process is going on. – Anthony Powell

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Theres a hell of a lot of freedom in this rock and roll circus… its where all the freaks go – its the environment for me. – Brian Molko

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Im not into business at all. – Freddie Mercury

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