Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce

Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce