Politeness — The most acceptable hypocrisy. – Ambrose Bierce
Irreligion – the principal one of the great faiths of the world. – Ambrose Bierce

Politeness — The most acceptable hypocrisy. – Ambrose Bierce
Irreligion – the principal one of the great faiths of the world. – Ambrose Bierce
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. – Ambrose Bierce
Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce