Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. – Josh Billings

Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings