Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings

Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world aint lawful tender for a loaf of bread. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings