Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings

Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Dont mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. – Josh Billings