Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings

Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings