Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings

Pity cost nothing and aint worth nothing. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings
There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards? – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
It is the will of God and Nature that these mortal bodies be laid aside, when the soul is to enter into real life; ’tis rather an embrio state, a preparation for living; a man is not completely born until he be dead: Why then should we grieve that a new child is born among the immortals? – Benjamin Franklin, 22 February 1756