Quote by Dave Beard
The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch,

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard

Other quotes by Dave Beard

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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Humorous
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A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! – Dave Beard

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Nature
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Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. – Dave Beard

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Weather
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Other Quotes from
America
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In the United States today, we have more than our share of nattering nabobs of negativism. – Spiro T. Agnew

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America

The freedom we have in America is like breathing in an entire open field of fresh air all at once. Sometimes too much air can be stifling. – Amali Ryvre, 2007

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America

The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage. – Carl N. Degler

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America

I love America more than any other country in this world; and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually. – James Baldwin

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America

Random Quotes

Beware of the person of one book. – Thomas Aquinas

Category:
Reading

They are good furniture pictures, unworthy of praise, and undeserving of blame. – John Ruskin

Category:
Mediocrity

Never offer to teach a fish to swim. – Proverb

Category:
Teaching

I was worried about my mom more than I was worried about the president. And then I was worried about the president, and then I was worried about myself. – Monica Lewinsky

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mom