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Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has h

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen. – Conan OBrien

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During last nights debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage. – Conan OBrien

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Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasnt changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that hes started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob. – Conan OBrien

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Evolution is unobservable. Its based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to one side is all we will let you hear. – Ray Comfort

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Im not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone whod owned a lunch box with my picture on it. – Shaun Cassidy

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Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational. – Hugh Mackay

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Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. – Doug Coupland

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