Quote by Conan OBrien
Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California sch

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says Californias schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. – Conan OBrien

Other quotes by Conan OBrien

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. – Conan OBrien

Category:
Women
Read Quote

There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized. – Conan OBrien

Category:
Fear
Read Quote

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, Why didnt you do that when you were on television? – Conan OBrien

Category:
funny
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Graduation
category

Some go on to trade schools or get further training for jobs they are interested in. Some go into the arts, some are craftsmen, some take a little time out to travel, and some start their own businesses. But our graduates find and work at what they want to do. – Daniel Greenberg

Category:
Graduation

If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. – Robert Goheen, Time, 23 June 1961

Category:
Graduation

I received my undergraduate degree in engineering in 1939 and a Master of Science degree in mathematical physics in 1941 at Steven Institute of Technology. – Frederick Reines

Category:
Graduation

Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! – Louisa May Alcott

Category:
Graduation

Random Quotes

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. – Herman Wouk

Category:
Taxes

Now, my knowledge of photography was terribly limited. – Ben Shahn

Category:
Knowledge

Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened. – Lawrence Durrell

Category:
Men

For me, being tall was very positive because I thought my mom was the most beautiful person ever. – Lisa Leslie

Category:
mom