Baseball is a harbor, a seclusion from failure that really matters, a playful utopia in which virtuosity can be savored to the third decimal place of a batting average. – Mark Kramer
To avoid ignorance and bullying, Ive had to hide the fact that Im a troll. You have no idea how much time and money Ive spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this. – Jon Cryer
