Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. – Toby Harrah, 1983 Category: World Series
You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too. – Roy Campanella Category: World Series
Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection. – Red Smith Category: World Series
Baseball fans love numbers. They love to swirl them around their mouths like Bordeaux wine. – Pat Conroy Category: World Series
Unquestionably, it is possible to do without happiness; it is done involuntarily by nineteen-twentieths of mankind. – John Stuart Mill, Utilitarianism, 1863 Category: Happiness
Being a mother is quite tiring. Theres not much time to do anything. You just rush around and its hard work. – Kirsty Gallacher Category: work
I dont think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. – Ben Stiller Category: funny