They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of Pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans. – George F. Will, 1990
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width. – Bill Veeck, 1975
I kept saying that Id never live in L.A., and I didnt think I would. But thats where the work is, and I ended up making a lot of friends there, and my old friends moved out to Los Angeles too. And also, I think when youre famous, its hard to live in a small town. – John Cusack
On Van Halen, I was a young punk, and everything revolved around the fastest kid in town, gunslinger attitude. But Id say that at the time of Fair Warning, I started concentrating more on songwriting. But I guess in most peoples minds Im just a gunslinger. – Eddie Van Halen