The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. – Herb Caen
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. – Herb Caen

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. – Herb Caen
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. – Herb Caen
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. – Herb Caen
One does not jump, and spring, and shout hurrah! at hearing one has got a fortune, one begins to consider responsibilities, and to ponder business; on a base of steady satisfaction rise certain grave cares, and we contain ourselves, and brood over our bliss with a solemn brow. – Charlotte Bronte