Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. – Herb Caen
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. – Herb Caen
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. – Herb Caen
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. – Herb Caen
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. – Herb Caen
To prevent beer from being turned by thunder.— Having ascertained that it is perfectly good, draw off entirely in pint pots; then having collected an equal number of railway navigators, distribute accordingly. This will answer in the hottest summer. – “Advice Gratis,” The World of Wit and Humour edited by George Manville Fenn, 187