Quote by Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but ph

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Never continue in a job you dont enjoy. If youre happy in what youre doing, youll like yourself, youll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. – Johnny Carson

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Health
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Other Quotes from
Death
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I was court-martial in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. – Thomas Hardy

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Death

When death has you by the throat, you dont mince words. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

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Death

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. – J. K. Rowling

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Death

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. – Bill Hicks

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Death

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Socrates termed philosophy the preparation for death; but should it not rather be styled the patient endurance of life? – The Countess of Blessington, Desultory Thoughts and Reflections, 1839

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I believe that investing in our childrens development from the earliest age is the single most important contribution we can make to the health and wellbeing of our citizens, their capacity and the future prosperity of our state. – Jay Weatherill

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Age is easiest to see in Winter, between the bare branches of the trees. – Terri Guillemets

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I dont remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You finally admit that this is who you are, you come out and hope that no one runs away. – Mark Haddon

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