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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but ph

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Johnny Carson
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Marriage
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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One is still what one is going to cease to be and already what one is going to become. One lives ones death, one dies ones life. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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Every word affords me pain. Yet how sweet it would be if I could hear what the flowers have to say about death! – E.M. Cioran

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Death

People praise virtue, but they hate it, they run away from it. It freezes you to death, and in this world youve got to keep your feet warm. – Denis Diderot

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It is not tolerable, it is not possible, that from so much death, so much sacrifice and ruin, so much heroism, a greater and better humanity shall not emerge. – Charles de Gaulle

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Theres only one drummer. We all travel to his beat. Well, I couldnt sing his song. Because for me, it wasnt a truthful statement. Well, Linda sang it, and it was a monster for her. – Barry McGuire

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