For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson