Quote by Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but ph

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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Death
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I hate to say this, but Ill repeat it: After death, all we know that you do is stink. – Jack Kevorkian

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Death

Loss and possession, death and life are one, There falls no shadow where there shines no sun. – Hilaire Belloc

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Death

Communism possesses a language which every people can understand – its elements are hunger, envy, and death. – Heinrich Heine

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Death

Lidia Bastianich, sorry, but kind of boring. I mean, I love Lidia, but you can fall asleep watching her. And Mario Batali? I love Mario to death… but hes not romantic or sensual. Those are the things I bring to the table. – Giada De Laurentiis

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Death

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As I get older and I get a few more years experience I become more like Dad, you know, King Lear. – David Crystal

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As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, crooked or straight, all lead to God. – Swami Vivekananda

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The consumer isnt a moron she is your wife. – David Ogilvy

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Films and gramophone records, music, books and buildings show clearly how vigorously a mans life and work go on after his death, whether we feel it or not, whether we are aware of the individual names or not. There is no such thing as death according to our view! – Martin Bormann

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Immortality