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Quote by Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but ph

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson

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Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms. – Che Guevara

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Ordinary people seem not to realize that those who really apply themselves in the right way to philosophy are directly and of their own accord preparing themselves for dying and death. – Socrates

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The safest course is to do nothing against ones conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death. – Voltaire

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Death is the surest calculation that can be made. – Ludwig Büchner, Force and Matter

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