Quote by Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but ph

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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People are scared to death of dying. I am the opposite. – Taylor Caldwell

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If you have only one passion in life – football – and you pursue it to the exclusion of everything else, it becomes very dangerous. When you stop doing this activity it is as though you are dying. The death of that activity is a death in itself. – Eric Cantona

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Nothing is a matter of life and death except life and death. – Angela Carter

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Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death. – Coco Chanel

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