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Quote by Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but ph

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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Johnny Carson
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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

Category:
funny
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Johnny Carson
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See in what peace a Christian can die. – Joseph Addison

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I mean, Sting is one of my great buddies and I love him to death. – Elton John

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Death is an absolute mystery. We are all vulnerable to it, its what makes life interesting and suspenseful. – Jeanne Moreau

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Without health life is not life it is only a state of langour and suffering – an image of death. – Buddha

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I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry. – Pierre De Beaumarchais

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Mere humans who root through their refrigerators at three oclock in the morning can only produce writing that matches what they do. And that includes me. – Haruki Murakami

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