For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson