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Quote by Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but ph

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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