Quote by Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but ph

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

Other quotes by Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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Death
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An unused life is an early death. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Death

Ordinary people seem not to realize that those who really apply themselves in the right way to philosophy are directly and of their own accord preparing themselves for dying and death. – Socrates

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Death

One death is a tragedy one million is a statistic. – Joseph Stalin

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Death

Defeat the fear of death and you welcome the death of fear. – G. Gordon Liddy

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I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. – Dudley Field Malone

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The advertisements in a newspaper are more full knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than the editorial columns are. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Knowledge

People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the sort of history they make. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Love is not blind — it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. – Julins Gordon

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