My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. Thats what happens when you havent been home in eighteen years. – Lee Trevino
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. – Lee Trevino
I have an orthopedic pillow thats made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go. – Lee Trevino
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. – Lee Trevino
If I could be more vague Id write more about people in my life, but I hate hurting feelings or making people feel uncomfortable. Ive done that before. Unless theyre sad songs. Those get finished fast, but the mean ones often end up at the back of the bottom drawer and its probably for the best. – Caitlin Rose