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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they

A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. – Lewis Black

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My dads whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didnt have that big Indian community. I dont really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like, meh, lets talk about something else. – Mindy Kaling

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Thirteen, 13 children, and I love – I love them all. And I think Ive been a good father to all of them. – Anthony Quinn

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But although Australia was also involved in the Vietnam conflict, I can remember my dad telling us that if we were in Australia, we wouldnt be drafted until we were 20. – Mel Gibson

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My mom and dad – they were always there. They were always on the set. They focused on our family life. The entertainment business wasnt the end-all. They werent out to get the next big paycheck or the next big movie. It was about What can we do as a family. – Candace Cameron Bure

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