Quote by Lewis Black
Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have

Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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If youre working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. Thats why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. – Lewis Black

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Health
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Morning
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Old men are dangerous: it doesnt matter to them what is going to happen to the world. – George Bernard Shaw

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Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. – Ian Fleming

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Men

Inconsistencies in men are generally testimony to their immaturity. – Edwin Louis Cole

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Wine hath drowned more men than the sea. – Thomas Fuller

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If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after. – Shmuel Y. Agnon

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Always tell the truth. Even if you have to make it up. – Author Unknown

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Champions keep playing until they get it right. – Billie Jean King

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Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand. – Leo Durocher