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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have

Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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Study men, not historians. – Harry S. Truman

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A beard signifies lice, not brains. – Proverb

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It is easier to know men in general, than men in particular. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents. – Thomas Jefferson

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