Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense. – George Ade
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. – George Ade

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense. – George Ade
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. – George Ade
The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack. – George Ade
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. – George Ade
I suppose every old scholar has had the experience of reading something in a book which was significant to him, but which he could never find again. Sure he is that he read it there; but no one else ever read it, nor can he find it again, though he buy the book and ransack every page. – Ralph Waldo Emerson