She was short on intellect, but long on shape. – George Ade

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. – George Ade
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. – George Ade
I am sure that in Canada the people appreciate this principle, and the general intelligence which prevails over that country is such that I am sure there is no danger of a reactionary policy ever finding a response in the hearts of any considerable number of our people. – Alexander Mackenzie
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My dad was in the army. World War II. He got his college education from the army. After World War II he became an insurance salesman. Really, I didnt know my dad very well. He and my mother split up after the war. I was raised by my maternal grandmother and grandfather, and by my mother. – Al Pacino