Nobody ever died of laughter. – Max Beerbohm
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men. – Max Beerbohm

Nobody ever died of laughter. – Max Beerbohm
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men. – Max Beerbohm
Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people up. – Max Beerbohm
As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal. – Max Beerbohm
For one seldom hears a genuine laugh nowadays, and much of the phraseology of laughter is a mere fashion of speech. There are many people whose sides have never ached from over-indulgence in the outward expression of mirth…. With some persons a wheeze or a chuckle is the utmost they can compass. – “Laughter,” in The Spectator for the week ending Saturday, January 19, 1889