Quotes by

Max Beerbohm

No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt. – Max Beerbohm

Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter. – Max Beerbohm

The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all. – Max Beerbohm

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best. – Max Beerbohm

To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. A conceited man is satisfied with the effect he produces on himself. – Max Beerbohm

How many charming talents have been spoiled by the instilled desire to do important work! Some people are born to lift heavy weights. Some are born to juggle with golden balls. – Max Beerbohm

She was one of those people who said I dont know anything about music, but I know what I like. – Max Beerbohm

Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people up. – Max Beerbohm

Nobody ever died of laughter. – Max Beerbohm

To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine. – Max Beerbohm

The dullards envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end. – Max Beerbohm

The loveliest face in all the world will not please you if you see it suddenly eye to eye, at a distance of half an inch from your own. – Max Beerbohm

Most women are not as young as they are painted. – Max Beerbohm

As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal. – Max Beerbohm

You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men. – Max Beerbohm

It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait. – Max Beerbohm

To destroy is still the strongest instinct in nature. – Max Beerbohm

There is much to be said for failure. It is much more interesting than success. – Max Beerbohm

People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. – Max Beerbohm

We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans. – Max Beerbohm