Quote by Carl Hiaasen
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lun

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen

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Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

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funny
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From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at – you know, and the soapbox routine. Theyre much more uneasy knowing theyre a target of ridicule. – Carl Hiaasen

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Experience
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Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that death panels would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, its hard to beat Sarah Palins ignorant nattering on the subject. – Carl Hiaasen

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Death
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I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, Ill have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast. If I go in the afternoon, Ill eat a turkey sandwich with cheese for lunch. – Ana Ortiz

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I love classical music and often listen to symphonies or opera in the morning. – William Mapother

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Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, its the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. – Florence King

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You lie awake at 3 in the morning thinking of story ideas. Youre online at 8 a.m. on a Sunday or midnight on a Wednesday. Its a job that you never push aside. – James Daly

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