Quote by Carl Hiaasen
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lun

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen

Other quotes by Carl Hiaasen

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
Humor
Read Quote

Heres my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the credit card and then they look at the name on the book jacket, then theres this look of such profound sympathy for you that you had to resort to this. It really is withering. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
Sympathy
Read Quote

Kids feel so strongly about whats going on today and whats happening to the world, and thats very inspiring. I feel more hopeful than ever before about the future. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
Future
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Morning
category

We could hardly wait to get up in the morning. – Wilbur Wright

Category:
Morning

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I havent got a daughter! – Chris Colfer

Category:
Morning

On that Sunday morning the first thing that impressed the people who approached the tomb was the unusual position of the one and a half to two ton stone that had been lodged in front of the doorway. – Josh McDowell

Category:
Morning

A play is much easier to maintain your personal life with because if youre rehearsing, youre working like from 11 to 6 or 11 to 5 and you get to have your whole morning and your whole evening. When youre doing the play, you have all day. – Maggie Gyllenhaal

Category:
Morning

Random Quotes

The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and well go out and spend more and then it will all trickle down to the rest of you. But that has not worked the last 10 years, and I hope the American public is catching on. – Warren Buffett

Category:
Hope

Wide awake I can make my most fantastic dreams come true. – Lorenz Hart

Category:
Dreams

The are of will-making chiefly consists in baffling the importunity of expectation. – William Hazlitt

Category:
Inheritance

The proper study of mankind is woman. – Henry Adams

Category:
Humanity