Quote by Carl Hiaasen
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lun

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen

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Kids feel so strongly about whats going on today and whats happening to the world, and thats very inspiring. I feel more hopeful than ever before about the future. – Carl Hiaasen

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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

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Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

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Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning. You cant escape it. – Shahrukh Khan

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You can only come to the morning through the shadows. – J.R.R. Tolkien

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I exercise every morning. I do light weights – 5lb and 10lb arm exercises – and then lie and lift my arms and legs. Its all about keeping core strength. I do a lot of stretching too. – Larry Hagman

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If you woke up each morning, and immediately dwelt on your ills, what sort of a day could you look forward to? – Maeve Binchy

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