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Quote by Carl Hiaasen
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lun

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen

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Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that death panels would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, its hard to beat Sarah Palins ignorant nattering on the subject. – Carl Hiaasen

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Death
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
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Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

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funny
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I like to be busy and I like to have places to go in the morning, when I get up. – Sean Hayes

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It didnt matter what you look like. You dont have to get up at 5:30 in the morning and theres a lot to be said for that. Corpse Bride can just play all my parts from now on and Ill just do the voice. – Helena Bonham Carter

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We were doing it under the most extraordinary circumstances, but the first out of the tent in the morning would be David Lean. He said to me on the very first day of shooting, Pete, this is the beginning of a great adventure. – Peter OToole

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The sound of the blades on the ice in the morning is like smelling fresh coffee. – Tara Lipinski

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The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing. – Denis Waitley

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When I started in the business, there was a thing called adult fantasy, but nobody quite knew what it was, and most publishers didnt have an adult fantasy list. They had science fiction lists, which they stuck a little bit of fantasy into. – Terri Windling

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Adieu! I have too grieved a heart to take a tedious leave. – William Shakespeare

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Goodbye