Quote by Carl Hiaasen
I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lun

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen

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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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Holiday? Is like, what? Im a hyperactive girl, so it may be boring for me to be on the beach doing nothing. I just need to find a place for three weeks and work but sleep in the morning, maybe write a little bit, have a glass of red wine. Thats my perfect holiday. – Melanie Laurent

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I love the smell of shampoo on a girls hair. You can walk past someone and be like, Wow, you took a shower this morning, didnt you? Because you smell lovely. – Jensen Ackles

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This morning in the Washington Post there was a statistic about how 85% of Americans are Christians. – Sally Quinn

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We were doing it under the most extraordinary circumstances, but the first out of the tent in the morning would be David Lean. He said to me on the very first day of shooting, Pete, this is the beginning of a great adventure. – Peter OToole

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The most important thing is the indigenous people are not vindictive by nature. We are not here to oppress anybody – but to join together and build Bolivia, with justice and equality. – Evo Morales

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Big results require big ambitions. – James Champy

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