One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb. – Carl Hiaasen
Kids feel so strongly about whats going on today and whats happening to the world, and thats very inspiring. I feel more hopeful than ever before about the future. – Carl Hiaasen
My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen
Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen