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One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb. - Carl Hiaase

One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb. – Carl Hiaasen

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Heres my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the credit card and then they look at the name on the book jacket, then theres this look of such profound sympathy for you that you had to resort to this. It really is withering. – Carl Hiaasen

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Sympathy
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From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at – you know, and the soapbox routine. Theyre much more uneasy knowing theyre a target of ridicule. – Carl Hiaasen

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Experience
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
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I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday. – Noel Coward

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We pay when old for the excesses of youth. – J. B. Priestley

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There must be a day or two in a mans life when he is the precise age for something important. – Franklin P. Adams

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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. – Robert Byrne

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Speak what you think to-day in words as hard as cannon-balls and to-tomorrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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