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Quote by Bob Newhart
Im most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my gra

Im most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you dont have that, you really dont have very much. – Bob Newhart

Other quotes by Bob Newhart

I really dont know what makes a comedian. I think its a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. – Bob Newhart

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funny
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Bob Newhart
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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart

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Laughter
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Bob Newhart
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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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Graduation
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Most marriages can survive “better or worse.” The tester is all the years of “exactly the same.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Marriage

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. – Eddie Cantor

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Marriage

I am much more open to plural marriage than I was before, and I now support it in certain situations. I do believe it is right for some people. But our example in America today is gross abuse – I cant support it in fundamentalist compounds. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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Marriage

I think the institute of marriage is a noble thing. The idea of a partner for life is incredibly romantic. But now were living to 100. A hundred years ago people were dying at age 37. Til death do us part was a much different deal. – Debra Messing

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Marriage

Random Quotes

Thats the biggest part of doing comics: You have to create stuff that makes you want to get out of bed every morning and get to work. – Daniel Clowes

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Morning

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. – Sun Tzu

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Men

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. – Nicholas Murray Butler

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Men

The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

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funny