Quote by Bob Newhart
Im most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my gra

Im most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you dont have that, you really dont have very much. – Bob Newhart

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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart

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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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After marriage, a womans sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a mans so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. – Helen Rowland

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In mid-life the man wants to see how irresistible he still is to younger women. How they turn their hearts to stone and more or less commit a murder of their marriage I just dont know, but they do. – Earl Warren

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A mans friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage – but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends. – Samuel Butler

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Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. – Jackie Gleason

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Science without conscience is the death of the soul. – Francois Rabelais

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My non-violence bids me dedicate myself to the service of the minorities. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Third, we will make trade work for America by forging new trade agreements. And when nations cheat in trade, there will be unmistakable consequences. – Mitt Romney

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[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s,

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