The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? Id say a food mixer. Ive never used it, I dont really know what theyre for. – David Walliams
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When Im with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts. – David Walliams
I had a very happy childhood, but I wasnt that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think thats when your creativity is developed, when youre young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to. – David Walliams
I know some of my parents friends think Little Britain is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You cant really say anything negative about that, can you? Theres nothing better than making your parents happy. The glee on my fathers face that day was amazing. – David Walliams