Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and its been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries. – Doug Coupland
Canadians can easily pass for American as long as we dont accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. – Doug Coupland
If God drives a car, Hed drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. – Doug Coupland
If cats were double the size they are now, theyd probably be illegal. – Doug Coupland
The most important decision Ive made in business? The choices of people I have around me. When I first started I brought everybody with me, my homies from the neighborhood, criminals. I just said, Come on everybody, we made it. Then I had to realize we didnt make it. I made it. – Snoop Dogg