Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and its been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries. – Doug Coupland
If cats were double the size they are now, theyd probably be illegal. – Doug Coupland
Its very strange that most people dont care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations. – Doug Coupland
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland
Some people want fame, popularity and huge sales. Ive always hoped to have a really long career. So Ive tried to make each of my creative decisions and business decisions to allow for longevity. As a side effect I got really famous and really big. I didnt realize the two could go together. – Jewel