If your strength is small, dont carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, dont give advice. – Chinese Proverb Category: Advice
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings Category: Advice
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley Category: Death
The praise that comes from love does not make us vain, but more humble. – James Barrie Category: Praise
You see, thats another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor. – Liza Minnelli Category: Humor
Ive got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If youve got an old car, youve gotta have at least several old cars, cause ones always gonna be in the garage. – Rip Torn Category: car
