You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager. – Author Unknown Category: Firefighters
Marie Antoinette was funny, Im sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the Let them eat cake line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. – Colin Quinn Category: funny
I kept my age quiet for a good few years. I didnt see it as a positive. I worked remotely, so I just didnt tell people. – Pete Cashmore Category: positive
A man must be willing to die for justice. Death is an inescapable reality and men die daily, but good deeds live forever. – Jesse Jackson Category: Death
