Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. – William Shakespeare Category: Firefighters
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. – Thomas Szasz Category: Ridicule
I think I was a good student, because I jumped over a school. My main interest was basically history and literature. Sports were basically basketball and swimming at a pool. I was so happy. – Shimon Peres Category: History
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin Category: Hair