If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton
Gods children and their happiness are my reasons for being. – Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton
I left home because I was hungry. – Red Skelton
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. – Red Skelton
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. – Red Skelton
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. – Red Skelton
Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. – Red Skelton
