I left home because I was hungry. – Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton

I left home because I was hungry. – Red Skelton
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. – Red Skelton
Gods children and their happiness are my reasons for being. – Red Skelton
I saw the president make the tough calls in the Situation Room – and today, our troops in Iraq have finally come home so America can do some nation building here at home. That was the change that we believed in. That was the change we fought for. That was the change President Obama delivered. – Rahm Emanuel