I left home because I was hungry. – Red Skelton
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Gods children and their happiness are my reasons for being. – Red Skelton
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His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. – Red Skelton
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I have no idea how to get in touch with anyone anymore. Everyone, it seems, has a home phone, a cell phone, a regular e-mail account, a Facebook account, a Twitter account, and a Web site. Some of them also have a Google Voice number. There are the sentimental few who still have fax machines. – Susan Orlean
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