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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry

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I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. – Todd Barry

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Knowledge
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Ive never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. – Todd Barry

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Morning
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Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. – Honoré de Balzac

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Love

Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly. – Leo Tolstoy

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Love

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. – Sai Baba

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The impulse to cruelty is, in many people, almost as violent as the impulse to sexual love – almost as violent and much more mischievous. – Aldous Huxley

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The willow which bends to the tempest, often escapes better than the oak which resists it and so in great calamities, it sometimes happens that light and frivolous spirits recover their elasticity and presence of mind sooner than those of a loftier character. – Albert Schweitzer

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

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I think my first big purchase was actually for my mom. She had one of those 90s TVs in her living room thats like a 10×10 brick, so I purchased her a flatscreen for her living room. – Dave Franco

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I woke up this morning, and I still dont believe I won the Daytona 500. – Dale Earnhardt

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