Quote by Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry

Other quotes by Todd Barry

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. – Todd Barry

Category:
Knowledge
Read Quote

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up. – Todd Barry

Category:
Experience
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Love
category

When I am gone, my love, do not look for me in the places we used to go to together. Look for me in the places we always planned to go to together. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Love

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live. – Robert A. Heinlein

Category:
Love

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. – Voltaire

Category:
Love

Who loves, raves. – Lord Byron

Category:
Love

Random Quotes

As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people wont be put to death. – Paul Simon

Category:
Death

Gardening is how I relax. Its another form of creating and playing with colors. – Oscar de la Renta

Category:
gardening

Unless we abandon elements which resemble a police state, we cant meet the demands of being a modern society. – Ahmet Necdet Sezner

Category:
Society

A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation therefore a person is wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future. – Oliver Goldsmith

Category:
alone