Quote by Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry

Other quotes by Todd Barry

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. – Todd Barry

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respect
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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up. – Todd Barry

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Experience
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Other Quotes from
Love
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Theyre right to think that about me, because Im the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that. – Angelina Jolie

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Love

Free love? as if love is anything but free. Man has bought brains, but all the millions in the world have failed to buy love. – Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love

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Love

Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do. – David Wilkerson

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Love

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies. – Pietro Aretino

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Love

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints, 1966

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Housework

It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out. – Bill Watterson

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Summer

All other forms of history – economic history, social history, psychological history, above all sociology – seem to me history with the history left out. – A.J.P. Taylor

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History

As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education – and less on alcohol and cigarettes. – Dee Dee Myers

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Education