Quote by Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry

Other quotes by Todd Barry

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. – Todd Barry

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respect
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. – Todd Barry

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funny
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Love
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Money cant buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. – Christopher Marlowe

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Love

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. – Esai Morales

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Love

The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say, I was wrong. – Sydney J. Harris

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Love

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. – Tommy Chong

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Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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good

A Failure in this Duty did once involve our Nation in all the Horrors of Rebellion and Civil War. – Charles Inglis

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The hope of a new politics does not lie in formulating a left-wing reply to the right-it lies in rejecting conventional political categories. – Christopher Lasch

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