I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry
I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. – Todd Barry
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up. – Todd Barry
I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase. – Todd Barry
I am deeply grateful to the citizens of Sarajevo and the Sarajevo Canton assembly for bestowing upon me this incredible honor of citizenship. I am so proud to now be a part of such an extraordinary part of the world and fellow citizen to the people I deeply love and admire. – Angelina Jolie