Quote by Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry

Other quotes by Todd Barry

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. – Todd Barry

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respect
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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up. – Todd Barry

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Experience
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I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. – Todd Barry

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Knowledge
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Other Quotes from
Love
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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girls clothes off. – Raymond Chandler

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Love

Do you have to have a reason for loving? – Brigitte Bardot

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Love

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. – Author Unknown

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Love

It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love ones neighbor. – Eric Hoffer

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Love

Random Quotes

The end of law is not to abolish or restrain, but to preserve and enlarge freedom. For in all the states of created beings capable of law, where there is no law, there is no freedom. – John Locke

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Freedom

Hard times arouse an instinctive desire for authenticity. – Coco Chanel

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Truth

And–> all the soul-help that sad souls understand. – Will Carleton

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Gratitude

We operate with nothing but things which do not exist, with lines, planes, bodies, atoms, divisible time, divisible space — how should explanation even be possible when we first make everything into an image, into our own image! – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Image