If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. – Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. – Douglas Adams
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. – Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams