Time is bunk. – Douglas Adams
One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. – Douglas Adams

Time is bunk. – Douglas Adams
One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. – Douglas Adams
The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. – Douglas Adams
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. – Douglas Adams