I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright Category: Perspective
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure. – Ashleigh Brilliant Category: Perspective
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldnt give my lyrics, and its all wrong in the book, and I giggle. Its funny. – Jonathan Davis Category: funny