On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen Category: Death
Death Valley is really wide-open – its bigger than Rhode Island – and its less a part of California than an ungoverned territory, so theres lots of weird cops-and-robbers stuff going on. – Gus Van Sant Category: Death
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love Category: Chocolate
Newmans first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when youre upside down. – Paul Newman Category: Sports :: Auto Racing
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesnt want to give up power. – Arthur C. Clarke Category: Politics
