Quote by Steve Martin
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he s

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin

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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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Gentlemen prefer blondes… but gentlemen marry brunettes. – Anita Loos

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Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. – Kahlil Gibran

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A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. – Oliver Herford

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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Yes, this is what good is: to forgive evil. There is no other good. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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No tree has branches so foolish as to fight among themselves. – American Indian Proverb

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Its very attractive to people to be a victim. Instead of having to think out the whole situation, about history and your group and what you are doing… if you begin from the point of view of being a victim, youve got it half-made. I mean intellectually. – V. S. Naipaul

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A coldly rationalist individualist can deny that he has any obligation to make sacrifices for the future. – Garrett Hardin

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