A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin
When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I wouldve had a chance. Because thats where my real heart was. – Steve Martin
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art youre an idiot. – Steve Martin
For me, just being how old I am, I know I dont want to be a single mom. I really would rather make it a two-person job. But Ive also come to terms with not being a mother at all. Im actually really good with either direction that my life can take as being a valid experience. – Lisa Edelstein