A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
When your hobbies get in the way of your work – thats OK but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves… well. – Steve Martin
I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like Letterman and The View, and Ive heard nice things about being able to do that. I really havent felt any negativity toward me or my music. – Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin