A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! – Steve Martin

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! – Steve Martin
Throughout my whole life, as a performer, Ive never played with a band. Ive always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn. – Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin