Quote by Steve Martin
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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

Theres a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. Theres a lot of sex, you know, in art. Theres a lot of naked women and men, and theres intrigue, theres fakery. Its a real microcosm of the larger world. – Steve Martin

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Art
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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Art
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I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin

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funny
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A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one. – Lycurgus

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Hair

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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Hair

By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. – George Bancroft

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Hair

Gentlemen prefer blondes… but gentlemen marry brunettes. – Anita Loos

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Hair

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I start work at 5 in the morning and I have a wicked insomnia problem. – Don Winslow

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Technology without hatred can be a blessing. Technology with hatred is always a disaster. – Simon Wiesenthal

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If I am capable of grasping God objectively, I do not believe, but precisely because I cannot do this I must believe. – Soren Kierkegaard

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The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and get a record of successful experiences behind you. – William Jennings Bryan

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