A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin
I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin