A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. – Steve Martin

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. – Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin
The learned compute that seven hundred and seven millions of millions of vibrations have penetrated the eye before the eye can distinguish the tints of a violet. What philosophy can calculate the vibrations of the heart before it can distinguish the colours of love? – Pisistratus Caxton, What Will He Do With It?