Quote by Steve Martin
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he s

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

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Throughout my whole life, as a performer, Ive never played with a band. Ive always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn. – Steve Martin

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin

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Hair is vitally personal to children. They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality. – Charles Chaplin, My Autobiography, 1964

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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz

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It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. – Raymond Chandler

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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. – Martial

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