A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin
Ive got to keep breathing. Itll be my worst business mistake if I dont. – Steve Martin