A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
You know what your problem is, its that you havent seen enough movies – all of lifes riddles are answered in the movies. – Steve Martin
Throughout my whole life, as a performer, Ive never played with a band. Ive always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn. – Steve Martin
When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I wouldve had a chance. Because thats where my real heart was. – Steve Martin