Quote by Steve Martin
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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

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I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic. – Steve Martin

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Learning
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I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin

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funny
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It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. – Raymond Chandler

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Hair

A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one. – Lycurgus

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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. – Author Unknown

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Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself. – Hubert de Givenchy, Vogue, July 1985

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Clutter is found in so many shapes and sizes. We can find it on our kitchen tables, under our beds, in our cars, and in our heads. – Katrina Mayer, KatrinaMayer.com

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Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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History is strewn with the wrecks of nations which have gained a little progressiveness at the cost of a great deal of hard manliness, and have thus prepared themselves for destruction as soon as the movements of the world gave a chance for it. – Walter Bagehot

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We feel and know that we are eternal. – Baruch (_Benedict de) Spinoza

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