A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin
When your hobbies get in the way of your work – thats OK but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves… well. – Steve Martin
You know what your problem is, its that you havent seen enough movies – all of lifes riddles are answered in the movies. – Steve Martin
In Afghanistan, there is a plan to build democracy hundreds of thousands of troops are protecting it. There is a plan to rebuild and reconstruct there. But many thousands of Americans die from violence and poverty every year and we dont have a plan for reconstruction at home. – Jesse Jackson