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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he s

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

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When your hobbies get in the way of your work – thats OK but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves… well. – Steve Martin

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You know what your problem is, its that you havent seen enough movies – all of lifes riddles are answered in the movies. – Steve Martin

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It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. – Raymond Chandler

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. – Kahlil Gibran

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By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. – George Bancroft

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