Quote by Steve Martin
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he s

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. Its just always all in the way you use it. So theres no – you cant really blame anything on the technology. Its just the way people use it, and it always has been. – Steve Martin

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Science
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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Art
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Hair
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Long, beautiful, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen… I adore hair! – James Rado and Gerome Ragni, Hair

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Hair

By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. – George Bancroft

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Hair

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz

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Hair

The hair is the richest ornament of women. – Martin Luther

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Hair

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Tolerance is a very dull virtue. It is boring. Unlike love, it has always had a bad press. It is negative. It merely means putting up with people, being able to stand things. – E. M. Forster

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I really dont think life is about the I-could-have-beens. Life is only about the I-tried-to-do. I dont mind the failure but I cant imagine that Id forgive myself if I didnt try. – Nikki Giovanni

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I do not see any beauty in self-restraint. – Mary MacLane

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We use competitive markets to arrange for delivery of our food supply. – Kenneth Lay

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