If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it. – Doug Coupland
Failure is authentic, and because its authentic, its real and genuine, and because of that, its a pure state of being. – Doug Coupland
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. – Doug Coupland
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin