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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering. – Yakov Smirnoff

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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as weve heard in fairy tales. – Yakov Smirnoff

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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good. – Yakov Smirnoff

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Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. – Author Unknown

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