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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering. – Yakov Smirnoff

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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel. – Yakov Smirnoff

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Education
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Yakov Smirnoff
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good. – Yakov Smirnoff

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good
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The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom. – Guy de Maupassant

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To be born woman is to know – although they do not speak of it at school – women must labor to be beautiful. – William Butler Yeats

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We have dreamt of every woman there is, and dreamt too of the miracle that would bring us the pleasure of being a woman, for women have all the qualities — courage, passion, the capacity to love, cunning — whereas all our imagination can do is naively pile up the illusion of courage. – Jean Baudrillard

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A woman can look both moral and exciting… if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle. – Edna Ferber

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