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Quote by Yakov Smirnoff
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering. – Yakov Smirnoff

Other quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love. – Yakov Smirnoff

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Freedom
Author
Yakov Smirnoff
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as weve heard in fairy tales. – Yakov Smirnoff

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teacher
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Yakov Smirnoff
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Other Quotes from
Women
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Thank God were not like America. Everyone wants to look like theyre 20. In Europe we admire grown-up women I think men revere older women. – Francesca Annis

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Women

Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them. – Mason Cooley

Category:
Women

To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea. – Henry David Thoreau

Category:
Women

Men are restless, adventurous. Women are conservative – despite what current ideology says. – Doris Lessing

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Women

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Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of. – Bruce Lansky

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Parents

Smile — sunshine is good for your teeth. – Author Unknown

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Smiles

I have often thought that if a rational Fascist dictatorship were to exist, then it would choose the American system. – Noam Chomsky

Category:
Fascism

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as its funny enough. – Sarah Silverman

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funny