Quote by Yakov Smirnoff
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering. – Yakov Smirnoff

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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel. – Yakov Smirnoff

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Education
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good. – Yakov Smirnoff

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In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. – Nancy Astor, My Two Countries

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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. – Author Unknown

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Women

No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you. – Muhammad Ali Jinnah

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Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable. – Gavin DeGraw

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As a privileged survivor of the First World War, I hope I may be allowed to interject here a deeply felt tribute to those who were not fortunate enough to succeed, but who shared the signal honor of trying to the last to salvage peace. – Rene Cassin

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My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army, but I never called them sir or maam or anything like that, and we never really moved around a lot because both my parents were stationed in D.C. – Ian Harding

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