They are so filthy and bestial that no honest man would admit one into his house for a water-closet doormat. – Charles Dickens Category: News
Ill give anything for a good copy now, be it true or false, so it be news. – Ben Johnson Category: News
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely happier for it. – Thomas Jefferson Category: News
Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce Category: funny
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience. – Jonathan Swift Category: Age
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. – Walt Disney Category: Optimism
