Bore — a person who talks when you wish him to listen. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce

Bore — a person who talks when you wish him to listen. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce
An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. – Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce