Bore — a person who talks when you wish him to listen. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce

Bore — a person who talks when you wish him to listen. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. – Ambrose Bierce