Bore — a person who talks when you wish him to listen. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce

Bore — a person who talks when you wish him to listen. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth. – Ambrose Bierce
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
After listening to a lecture on evolution by a science professor, a student wrote a poem and titled it The Amazing Professor. The poem read: Once I was a tadpole when I began to begin. Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in. Next I was a monkey on a coconut tree. Now I am a doctor with a Ph.D. – Source Unknown