Oh, write of me, not Died in bitter pains, but Emigrated to another star! – Helen Hunt Jackson Category: Epitaphs
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. – Irvin S. Cobb Category: Epitaphs
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the story of my private life. – Gloria Swanson Category: Epitaphs
Green leaves on a dead tree is our epitaph — green leaves, dear reader, on a dead tree. – Cyril Connolly Category: Epitaphs
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen Category: Punishment
In the matter of furnishing, I find a certain absence of ugliness far worse than ugliness. – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Category: Home
I have the loving support of my girlfriend who still attends Wake Forest and is nearing graduation. She helps me cope with the everyday rigors of being an NBA player. – Tim Duncan Category: Graduation
Ive given it my all. Ive done my best. Now, Im ready with my family to begin the next phase of our lives. – Richard M. Daley Category: best
