Quote by Gloria Swanson
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the

When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the story of my private life. – Gloria Swanson

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Life and death. They are somehow sweetly and beautifully mixed, but I dont know how. – Gloria Swanson

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The first feminine feature that goes, with advancing age, is the neck. – Gloria Swanson

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Posterity will never survey a nobler grave than this: here lie the bones of Castlereagh: stop, traveler, and piss. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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Reading the epitaphs, our only salvation lies in resurrecting the dead and burying the living. – Paul Eldridge

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In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath. – Samuel Johnson

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Oh, write of me, not Died in bitter pains, but Emigrated to another star! – Helen Hunt Jackson

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