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Quote by Gloria Swanson
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the

When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the story of my private life. – Gloria Swanson

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The first feminine feature that goes, with advancing age, is the neck. – Gloria Swanson

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And were an epitaph to be my story Id have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lovers quarrel with the world. – Robert Frost

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The epitaphs on tombstones of a great many people should read: Died at thirty, and buried at sixty. – Nicholas Murray Butler

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Posterity will never survey a nobler grave than this: here lie the bones of Castlereagh: stop, traveler, and piss. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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Dont pity me now, dont pity me never; Im going to do nothing for ever and ever. – James Agate

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