Posterity will never survey a nobler grave than this: here lie the bones of Castlereagh: stop, traveler, and piss. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron Category: Epitaphs
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the story of my private life. – Gloria Swanson Category: Epitaphs
Dont pity me now, dont pity me never; Im going to do nothing for ever and ever. – James Agate Category: Epitaphs
I felt that chess… is a science in the form of a game… I consider myself a scientist. I wanted to be treated like a scientist. – Bobby Fischer Category: Science
Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray. – Milan Kundera Category: News
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. – Hunter S. Thompson Category: Truth
In the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to us. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld Category: best