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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. – Irvin S. Cobb

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In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath. – Samuel Johnson

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When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. Thats the story of my private life. – Gloria Swanson

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Let no man write my epitaph; for as no man who knows my motives dare now vindicate them, let not prejudice or ignorance asperse them. Let them rest in obscurity and peace! Let my memory be left in oblivion, my tomb remain uninscribed, until other times and other men can do justice to my character. – Robert Emmet

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Posterity will never survey a nobler grave than this: here lie the bones of Castlereagh: stop, traveler, and piss. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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