Quote by Kelly Osbourne
Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white m

Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

Other quotes by Kelly Osbourne

I never thought in a million years Id be that healthy girl who wakes up every morning to exercise. After being called cherubic and chubby, Im rocking a bikini! – Kelly Osbourne

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Morning
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They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely on. Touring gets really lonely. I guess I have friends around me but when youre paying them can they ever really be true friends? – Kelly Osbourne

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Trust
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Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and Im even starting to get muscles on my tummy – its incredible. – Kelly Osbourne

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amazing
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I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. – R. L. Stine

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Its funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. Im not that. I dont want to be that. – Kellan Lutz

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Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. – Jennifer Aniston

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The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends. – Shirley MacLaine

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All government, of course, is against liberty. – H. L. Mencken

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