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Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white m

Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

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I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word YOU and I just put the letter U. – Kelly Osbourne

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dating
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Kelly Osbourne
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Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and Im even starting to get muscles on my tummy – its incredible. – Kelly Osbourne

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amazing
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Kelly Osbourne
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Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We dont recognize our own beauty because were too busy comparing ourselves to other people. – Kelly Osbourne

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Beauty
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I think Im funny because my family, my siblings were funny. – Martin Short

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funny

Funny Games was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then thats quite different. Funny Games is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience. – Michael Haneke

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funny

Kyle Bakers work is really funny, but its also got a very clear vision. – Bill Sienkiewicz

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funny

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? – W. Clement Stone

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funny

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Even our misfortunes are a part of our belongings. – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Night Flight, 1931, translated from French by Stu

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She belongs to a race of delightful women, who never do any harm, whom everybody calls good, and who are very severe on those who do not pretend to be good. – Gilbert Parker

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David Lee Roth had the idea that if you covered a successful song, you were half way home. Cmon – Van Halen doing Dancing in the Streets? It was stupid. I started feeling like I would rather bomb playing my own songs than be successful playing someone elses music. – Eddie Van Halen

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You cant have a light without a dark to stick it in. – Arlo Guthrie

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