Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word YOU and I just put the letter U. – Kelly Osbourne
Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We dont recognize our own beauty because were too busy comparing ourselves to other people. – Kelly Osbourne
Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and Im even starting to get muscles on my tummy – its incredible. – Kelly Osbourne
Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley