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Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white m

Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

Other quotes by Kelly Osbourne

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word YOU and I just put the letter U. – Kelly Osbourne

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dating
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Kelly Osbourne
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I never thought in a million years Id be that healthy girl who wakes up every morning to exercise. After being called cherubic and chubby, Im rocking a bikini! – Kelly Osbourne

Category:
Morning
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Kelly Osbourne
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Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We dont recognize our own beauty because were too busy comparing ourselves to other people. – Kelly Osbourne

Category:
Beauty
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Kelly Osbourne
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funny
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My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. – Anna Held

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funny

See, I dont really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends Ive had have come after me. So its really funny when girls get offended because I dont hit on them. – Kellan Lutz

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funny

Its funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and theyll do practically anything you want them to. – J. D. Salinger

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funny

I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

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funny

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Judgment comes from experience and great judgment comes from bad experience. – Bob Packwood

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Experience

In the year since we brought things into the open with a clean breath of fresh air at City Hall, we have learned about corrupt spending practices and unethical conflicts of interest that waste your money… and keep Dallas from being the great city of our dreams. – Laura Miller

Category:
Dreams

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It certainly is dangerous that there are only a few clubs left in Europe that can afford to pay millions. At the end of the day however, the spectators decide the rates of pay – by watching the games and consuming the goods and services advertised on sports TV programmes. – Angela Merkel

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Sports