Quote by Kelly Osbourne
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Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

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I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word YOU and I just put the letter U. – Kelly Osbourne

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Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and Im even starting to get muscles on my tummy – its incredible. – Kelly Osbourne

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amazing
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I feel good in my own skin because Ive accepted the fact that Im me. Thats whats so great about being alive and being on this planet: Everybodys different. – Kelly Osbourne

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Its funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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In terms of the creative side of it, its really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. – Trey Parker

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The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

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Theres a darkness under The Hangover because ultimately theres a missing person and its not really that funny. Theres a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in Old School. – Todd Phillips

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