Quote by Kelly Osbourne
Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white m

Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

Other quotes by Kelly Osbourne

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word YOU and I just put the letter U. – Kelly Osbourne

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dating
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They are the only people in the world who I can truly trust and rely on. Touring gets really lonely. I guess I have friends around me but when youre paying them can they ever really be true friends? – Kelly Osbourne

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Trust
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Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and Im even starting to get muscles on my tummy – its incredible. – Kelly Osbourne

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amazing
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funny
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Well, Im not afraid to say something if I think its funny, even if its harsh or racist. – Sarah Silverman

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funny

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. – Megan Fox

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funny

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didnt want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. – Rob Corddry

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funny

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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funny

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Negroes – Sweet and docile, Meek, humble, and kind: Beware the day – They change their mind. – Langston Hughes

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The record companys worst fear is that youll fall in love or get rich. – Maynard James Keenan

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May joy and good fellowship reign, and in this manner, may the Olympic Torch pursue its way through ages, increasing friendly understanding among nations, for the good of a humanity always more enthusiastic, more courageous and more pure. – Pierre de Coubertin

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good