Irreligion – the principal one of the great faiths of the world. – Ambrose Bierce
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce

Irreligion – the principal one of the great faiths of the world. – Ambrose Bierce
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce
A prejudice is a vagrant opinion without visible means of support. – Ambrose Bierce
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. – Ambrose Bierce