One irreducible residual of 38 years in the business is the number of lasting, loving friendships I have made. – Carroll OConnor
Sheer flattery got me into the theater. Flattery always works with me, particularly the flattery of women. – Carroll OConnor
Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome. – Carroll OConnor
Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man. – Carroll OConnor
In this business, my business, I get to meet all kinds of incredible people, fascinating people, glamorous people and sexy people and highly intellectual people. And you meet them and you go interesting, interesting, interesting. Theyre interesting, but not very many people stop you in your tracks. – Madonna Ciccone
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry