You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard
When I first left university, I thought about going into the private sector. But I discovered when I went to interview that I could only have a career in the back office, or doing HR. The attitude was, My dear lady, you cannot possibly think about going on the board. – Pauline Neville-Jones