You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard
What matters to me is that I do what I think is right and I see, Im a numbers guy, thats my attitude. I know we have a debt tsunami coming, we are bankrupting this country and Im in a position where I can actually advance ideas to prevent that from happening. Thats exactly what I should be doing. – Paul Ryan