Quote by Lewis Grizzard
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dog

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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You know, who cares about seeing the girls when everybody wants to see the band. Thats whats important, KISS is important. I think we look great, and the attitude is there, and Im real happy with it. – Eric Carr

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If you are going to achieve excellence in big things, you develop the habit in little matters. Excellence is not an exception, it is a prevailing attitude. – Colin Powell

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Ive reached a point in my life where its the little things that matter… I was always a rebel and probably could have got much farther had I changed my attitude. But when you think about it, I got pretty far without changing attitudes. Im happier with that. – Veronica Lake

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