Quote by Lewis Grizzard
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dog

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Category:
Marriage
Read Quote

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

Category:
Marriage
Read Quote

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

Category:
alone
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Attitude
category

I was looking for something a lot heavier, yet melodic at the same time. Something different from heavy metal, a different attitude. – Kurt Cobain

Category:
Attitude

For a writer only one form of patriotism exists: his attitude toward language. – Joseph Brodsky

Category:
Attitude

Im taking a bit of a wait-and-see attitude towards 3D. – Christopher Nolan

Category:
Attitude

But having said that, theres also a sea change in attitude towards media. – Robert McChesney

Category:
Attitude

Random Quotes

You can kid the world. But not your sister. – Charlotte Gray

Category:
Sisters

Grandmas don’t just say “that’s nice” — they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money’s worth out of grandmas. – Author Unknown

Category:
Grandparents

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your childrens feelings, but Im making up for that now. Im winning my childrens trust back. – Maurice Gibb

Category:
Trust

A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the Universe and move bits of it about. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Internet