Quote by Lewis Grizzard
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dog

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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