You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard
There are two big forces at work, external and internal. We have very little control over external forces such as tornadoes, earthquakes, floods, disasters, illness and pain. What really matters is the internal force. How do I respond to those disasters? Over that I have complete control. – Leo Buscaglia