Quote by Lewis Grizzard
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to slee

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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In those days, the late 1970s, one of the leading politicians was a soon-to-be uncle by marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger, named Ted Kennedy. – Michael Kinsley

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Adultery is the application of democracy to love. – Henry Louis Mencken, “Sententiae,” A Book of Burlesques, 1920

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Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson

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Isnt that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? – Rick Santorum

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Tis not seasonable to call a man traitor, that has an army at his heels. – John Selden

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There is no pain equal to that which two lovers can inflict on one another. This should be made clear to all who contemplate such a union. The avoidance of this pain is the beginning of wisdom, for it is strong enough to contaminate the rest of our lives. – Cyril Connolly

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To put down an ideogram of a table so that people will recognize it as a table is not the work of a painter, but to sense it for a moment as a magic carpet with a leg hanging down at each corner is the beginning of a painters imagination. – Frank Auerbach

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