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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to slee

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. – John Lyly

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The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. Its a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. – Barbara de Angelis

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I think gay marriage should be the national law. – Rose McGowan

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Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense. – Ambrose Bierce

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The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to think letters are never worth going through the rain for. – Jane Austen

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Anger may repast with thee for an hour, but not repose for a night the continuance of anger is hatred, the continuance of hatred turns malice. – Francis Quarles

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Everybody wants to do something to help, but nobody wants to be the first. – Pearl Bailey

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