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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to slee

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

Other quotes by Lewis Grizzard

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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Lewis Grizzard
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Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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Lewis Grizzard
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage. – Bob Newhart

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Marriage

I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom. – Michael Bergin

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Marriage

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Marriage

My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned. – Joseph Barbera

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Marriage

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I never really hated any particular sport but out of all the sports, I used to prefer the team games to running and sprinting and those types of things. – Rachel Stevens

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Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him. – English Proverb

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Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism. – Earl Warren

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To the person with a firm purpose all men and things are servants. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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