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Quote by Lewis Grizzard
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to slee

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Attitude
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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My mother, brave woman, lost her whole family when she decided to marry a black man in the 60s. When the marriage fell apart, she had to come back to her family. – Lisa Bonet

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Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. – Francis Rodman

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Marriage

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. – Samuel Lichtenberg

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After marriage, a womans sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a mans so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. – Helen Rowland

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Hatred is an affair of the heart contempt that of the head. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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But trust me, if I lived in the 80s, I would definitely be the one going to the record stores. – Julianne Hough

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I had this child, and it destroyed my family. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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The car has become… an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete. – Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media, 1964

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