Quote by Lewis Grizzard
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to slee

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard

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alone
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Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

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Marriage
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard

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Im a heathen when it comes to marriage. – Greta Scacchi

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I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God. – Manny Pacquiao

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I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

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Second, marriage is an issue that our Founding Fathers wisely left to the states. – Judy Biggert

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