I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. – Lewis Grizzard
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, Whats in it for me? – Lewis Grizzard
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. – Lewis Grizzard
Instead of getting married again, Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard
A bicycle does get you there and more…. And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun. – Bill Emerson, “On Bicycling,” Saturday Evening Post, 1967 July 29th