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If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thi

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… you have a college degree. – Author Unknown

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Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Even an ass can die with a degree. All it takes is four years and four thousand dollars. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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