Hes the type who makes mountains out of molehills and then sells climbing equipment. – Ivern Ball Category: Exaggeration
I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny Category: Exaggeration
He is armed without who is innocent within, be this thy screen, and this thy wall of brass. – Horace Category: Innocence
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings Category: Age
What the American public wants in the theater is a tragedy with a happy ending. – William Dean Howells Category: Tragedy
In contrast, fear societies are societies in which dissent is banned. – Natan Sharansky Category: Fear
