It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required. – Stephen Leacock
The mind is seldom quickened to very vigorous operations but by pain, or the dread of pain. We do not disturb ourselves with the detection of fallacies which do us no harm. – Samuel Johnson
I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I cant think of a better nation on the planet. – Drew Curtis